I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo without asking, he never gives it back and I have to buy a new bottle. I can't afford this! What do I do???

OK so here's what I did. I've had the EXACT same problems. So whatchu wanna do is buy that baby fruity shampoo instead of what you normally get. Voldemort hates that stuff. He'll stop stealing your shampoo and leave you alone, then you can start using your regular shampoo after about a month. If he comes back, use plan b. Shotgun. Hope this helped :3


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voldemort has a crippling fear of walruses, make sure you always shower with one and keep it near your shampoo
These guys are obviously noobs, What you want to do is go to your nearest drug dealer and ask for the "good stuff" he'll give you a bag of blue rocks, put those in your shampoo bottles, when he uses them he'll have an ever growing fear of mount Everest, next vacation you take with him, say you're going to Japan, but actually take him to Mount Everest, by the time you get to the top, he'll realise you're not in Japan and he'll explode. Tip: When he explodes put goggles on, Voldemort guts are hard to clean off.

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This may sound a bit far-fetched, but have you tried substituting your shampoo with fruit? I've heard that it both keeps Voldemort from using it and acts as a pretty grape hair cleaner.Or you could just tell him to face the harsh reality that he doesn't have hair. Just give him a mirror and tell him. Err… you can have this one if you want. I don't really need it… or want it anywhere near me…
It's only in slightly worse condition than from whenever this picture was taken… and by that I mean the entire front is shattered… good riddanceBut it should still do the trick… hopefully
Walk into the basement where the water pipes are. Smack his underwear 15 times against them until a cosmic cat comes and rips off the water pipe. Mix mayo and ketchup then pour it in and tape it back together with coca cola. As voldemort steps into the shower leave a trail of girl scout cookies to the toilet. As he eats the toilet vote for obama. An earthquake will happen causing mayo and ketchup to dance in a sombrero for 15 minutes. While hes distracted have hilter steal his nutella. Voldemort will notice and chase after him. When voldemort comes back out of breath, get the vacuum and chase him out of your parents basement forever. Voldemort will move to mexico to steal other peoples shampoo.
I did this, but I was unable to vote for Obama! It didn't work, and he stole my basement and sombrero too!
Everyone here is an idiot. When he comes, simply pour out the shampoo in his face. He will be too tramatized to continue.

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Spidey, Violence isn't the answer to everything. Just most things. Also if he doesn't want to share the shampoo beat him over the head with it. That worked for me.
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