Do you have a urine drug test coming up? Or are you concerned that you’ll face one in the future? In this article, we’ll take a look at how you can hide piss for a urinalysis that’s supervised. From a leg strap, concealing in underwear, or even using a condom, there are various ways for both men and women to hide and carry urine for a drug test. We’ll break down different ways this can be achieved as well as looking at topics such as what types of tests are observed and which won’t be. You should, however, be aware that it is illegal to cheat on a drug test in some regions including various U.S. states. So make sure you check out the laws for where you live before considering an effort to beat a urine test.
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So what is a urine test (urinalysis)? Basically, a urine test is a drug test where a urine sample is given and analyzed to check for the presence of various drugs such as marijuana. Some urine tests are observed. This refers to a ‘supervised urine test’ while in other cases, more privacy will be granted. Where supervised tests take place, a same-gendered technician or nurse will generally oversee that you follow the procedures of the test correctly. In these cases, they’ll be conscious of possible cheating such as by taking out another sample (whether of yours or someone else’s) or by using a fake penis or urethra tube to pee into the cup. Sometimes they will stand behind you. Tests for employment or medical reasons may be unobserved or only partially observed. In a fully observed drug test, they will face you and look at your penis if you’re a male or watch you sit if you’re a female. This is more likely if the test is given in the criminal justice system. Often, those taking a supervised test will be told what the reasons are for such a test is supervised. If you’ve got a supervised test, then these methods are a challenge to work with and will require practice but it’s certainly not impossible to sneak urine into a supervised drug test!
Observed = tests for court and probation,
More likely unobserved = tests for doctors and employment (you may be in the bathroom alone, or a technician may stand behind you several feet apart)
As we’ve suspected, pre-employment tests are unlikely to want to see your penis or vagina, but that may not be the case for court and probation tests. Likely, a dilution is safer to use for a test administered for legal reasons. Technically, since dilution can be done with just creatine, salt, water, and b-vitamins (all of which you can get from just a large seasoned steak and water), it cannot be made illegal. In practice, if you buy a dedicated dilution product and are caught with it, you can be charged with a crime in some states. So don’t leave your dilution or detox products laying around in the open.
Drawbacks and Disclaimers
As mentioned before, we are describing how people have passed urine drug tests, we are not advising that you use any of these means. If you are caught, you could be disqualified for a job, or in some states or jurisdictions where it is illegal, you could be charged with a crime. So, use at your own discretion and weigh the pros and cons.
There are a handful of cases where people have been caught. In some cases, these persons clearly did very unadvisable things to get themselves caught but in other cases, they were simply caught by a very observant probation officer. Let’s look at a few cases.
There used to be a few stock cases of people being busted with fake urine or fake urine devices, including NFL star Onterrio Smith. Now, however, it happens with such regularity that we might as well just list some notable or recent cases. Most of the time, people are busted because they are seen fiddling around with the apparatus, not because the urine is analyzed and determined to be fake. While urine can easily be disqualified for any parameters being off, proving it is fake takes more time and is usually not worth pursuing when the sample has been disqualified anyway.
In October 2019, a DuBois, PA woman was caught using a homemade apparatus to submit fake urine.<5> She was charged with violating her probation and was jailed. Obviously here she must have tried to submit a fake sample to a probation officer. Now, she’s a woman and normally women aren’t watched but apparently, probation officers will indeed watch a woman pee, so if your device is not carefully concealed and ready to use discreetly, you may indeed be caught.
In 2012, a woman in Pineville Kentucky also used urine to try to pass a test administered for probation. 40-Year-old Judie Miller was busted and charged.<6> Kentucky has laws against using detox products and it also has a terrible problem with drug abuse and the spread of HIV and Hepatitis from IV drug use. It also has a Draconian attitude toward drug use. All of that leads to a terrible formula for those who become addicted to drugs, then traumatized by abuse by the legal system. Poor Judie admitted it was dog urine she was using. She wasn’t caught due to the composition of the urine though but was caught fiddling around with the apparatus. So have your technique down before you go in there. Also, don’t try this for probation because you could get in real trouble. Just use a regular dilution regimen. You can pass if you time it correctly and it’s rarely illegal since it contains only regular food ingredients and herbs. You should buy several drug test kits and dilution drinks or homemade ingredients and practice before your test.
Let’s see if the men are faring any better. In Dec 2019, two men were busted in Texas using The Whizzinator to beat drug tests. Oluwabunmi Odu-Onikosi and Jesus Hilario were busted in Tarrant County Texas, both were charged and jailed on a probation violation.<7> Again, they were not discovered due to the urine testing as fake, rather, they were caught fiddling with their fake penis. Or perhaps they pulled the penis out too far or had trouble getting it to work. Possibly they chose a penis that did not match their skin tone and this tipped off the probation officer. In any case, at probation, they are more likely to watch you pee very closely than if you are peeing for a job. Since such persons are already considered criminals, their privacy is much less respected and they are probably used to having to strip naked and have body cavities examined. This is less likely to happen at a drug test for employment.
Lastly, there are two cases where women were caught due to putting the fake urine in a microwave at a convenience store and causing the fake urine to explode. In both cases, police were called and they were discovered.<8> So it goes without saying, don’t do that. See the bottom of our article here for all the laws we have discovered about detox products and synthetic urine in the United States. Check your own local laws to be sure.
Fake or substituted urine can beat an observed drug test but you need a lot of practice and to have your technique down. We are not encouraging anyone to try beating a test anywhere where doing so is illegal. Probation officers are likely to watch you very closely and you could receive jail time for using a concealed fake urinating apparatus so think long and hard before you decide to use one. Peeing for employment is less likely to be as invasively observed, and legal penalties if caught trying to beat a test for employment may be far less severe than if trying to defraud a system of justice. If uncertain, some have used both dilution and a concealed urine substitute. If you discover you are too closely observed, you can just use your own real penis and hope the diluted urine will have a chance of working rather than being caught using a fake penis and possibly face a fraud charge. In any case, good luck!
<2> “Cupid Urine Kit Quick Fix Bundle – Waterbeds ‘n’ Stuff.” 8 Feb. 2020, https://waterbedsnstuff.com/cupid-urine-kit-quick-fix-bundle/. Accessed 22 Oct. 2020.
<3> “Traveljane Disposable Urinal 3 Pack for Women by … – eBay.” https://www.ebay.co.uk/p/1871720571. Accessed 22 Oct. 2020.
<4> “Drug Test Fake Urine? : portlandtrees – Reddit.” https://www.reddit.com/r/portlandtrees/comments/b4si4e/drug_test_fake_urine/. Accessed 22 Oct. 2020.
<6> “Woman accused of using dog urine to pass drug test.” https://www.bigcountryhomepage.com/crime/woman-accused-of-using-dog-urine-to-pass-drug-test/. Accessed 23 Oct. 2020.
<8> “How to get urine to the right temperature for a drug test – bsci-ch.org ….” https://bsci-ch.org/synthetic-urine/urine-temperature-drug-test. Accessed 23 Oct. 2020.